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Microsoft Demotivational Poster

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION - It comes bundled with every Microsoft product.

TAGS: bsod microsoft fail
Rating: 2.79/5

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Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 4:41 pm
Amaterasu - October 2, 2008, 8:37 am
I had bluescreen all the time in the Windows 98 era. Never had with the XP. I'm gonna try hit it with a club.
Bill - September 15, 2008, 6:09 pm
Huh... I figured this would be at least a four-star. Oh well, can't win them all.
Captain Douchebag - September 11, 2008, 12:07 pm
I bluescreened once. Not even sure how it happened.
RnR - September 11, 2008, 10:53 am
if you have never bluescreened XP (or Vista) you are doing something wrong. then you are not using your PC to its fullest potential :)
me - September 11, 2008, 10:31 am
fortunatly the windows XP era has seen very little of these!
jim - July 31, 2008, 6:17 pm
i have never had a blue screen
Max - June 15, 2008, 10:52 pm
Yeah...that's about right.
Rotovia - May 18, 2008, 2:38 am
I haven't seen a bluescreen in years! Tear of frustration and joy are pouring down my face.
Bill - May 2, 2008, 8:53 pm
Sean - May 2, 2008, 2:37 pm
Very clever.


MICROSOFT - its the same everywhere

TAGS: pokemon microsoft
Rating: 3.26/5

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corneredbadger - June 30, 2010, 4:34 pm
cause it was 7:30 in the morning after 2 days without sleep. it seemed like a good idea at the time
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:43 am
So....why exactly did you submit it????
corneredbadger - June 27, 2010, 10:23 pm
ill admit rigth now im not happy with it but i couldnt for the life of me think of a caption

FATAL ERROR - Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E.

BILL GATES - He must be a turn on for women everywhere

TAGS: bill gates microsoft women
Rating: 2.07/5

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SerpentMaster - April 13, 2010, 2:54 am
True, he makes $250 a second
Anonymous2 - April 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Money, when you're worth billions, who cares what you look like.
Iconoclast - April 10, 2010, 9:48 am
With his $$, he doesn't need to rely on personality or good looks.

And so it begins -


SECURITY FEATURES - sponsored by microsoft


ELEPHANTS - They're working for Microsoft now

TAGS: elephants microsoft animals
Rating: 2.23/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 8:56 pm
no, thx! looks like a German chocolate-advertisement...

Monopoly -

TAGS: microsoft apple
Rating: 1.83/5
Bob - December 30, 2008, 2:28 am
If you're not made of money the amount of games should not be a factor in the system you purchase.
Bulgy McPackage - July 18, 2008, 8:25 am
How much does a Mac cost and how many games can I play on it? I'm not made of money.
Pitch - June 17, 2008, 2:04 am
They both stole the GUI and mouse from the Xerox company's first PC that they made in the early 70s. Google it.
Apple Man II - May 21, 2008, 11:40 am
(part II) While Apple has always dedicated itself to giving its customer a great Final Product... Hardware AND Software!
Apple Man - May 21, 2008, 11:40 am
Microsoft made it big NOT because they had a better product, but because they made software that could be put on ANY MACHINE... and most people bought cheap HARDWARE...
Steve - May 12, 2008, 12:33 am
Not to mention the things that microsoft "stole" were ideas like using window boxes to display information, and integrating a point and click device like a mouse. These are extremely trivial details in the big picture of things, and it is obvious that ap
Andres - May 8, 2008, 10:43 am
Yeah, it's just coincidence Windows sells so much better. If a product was already out and everyone knew about it, then another company did the same thing, the theif wouldn't enjoy such a high market share.

You fail at failing -

TAGS: microsoft
Rating: 2.65/5

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lesterinside - January 28, 2010, 10:32 am
lol @ O.O :)
warp_kez - October 29, 2008, 6:34 pm
Bluescreen is an okay screen saver. You can get it from: http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897558.aspx
O.O - July 20, 2008, 12:34 am
This has happened to me.
pukku - February 12, 2008, 7:56 am

HOW TWINS ARE MADE - I bet you didn't know jackass!!!

TAGS: jackass twins made microsoft
Rating: 2.44/5

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arkangelic - October 30, 2009, 12:00 pm
Gabho - October 30, 2009, 11:45 am
Yes I found it, well at least you can see that girls and not two babies.
Ed-Hyde - October 30, 2009, 10:54 am
Someone beat you to the image, a year ago, and did it better.

MICROSOFT WORD - Now in a Politically Correct Format

TAGS: microsoft word politically correct format
Rating: 4.58/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:09 pm
What's being written seems much less politically correct. >.>

LIFE - Your outlook is as bleak as Microsoft's

TAGS: pzy microsoft outlook life bash
Rating: 4.45/5

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Greeny - November 1, 2011, 11:54 pm
Maybe, but how's my prospects for a healthy bottom line? Shake shake shake

ORANGUTANS - Even they know it's shit

MICROSOFT - If you can't make it safe, shift it to the users

MICROSOFT - Trying to be more hip

TAGS: microsoft rapper
Rating: 2.59/5

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Max - June 1, 2008, 3:38 pm
Great. Now I can't use Word. That's almost as bad as sticking a bunch of nerdy white kids on it. x.x It's still funny though.

MASTER CHIEF - Would like to see your X-box !!

MICROSOFT - saying shit since 1975

TAGS: microsoft
Rating: 2/5

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STP - August 17, 2009, 3:49 am
MICROSOFT: Boasting of features that most users won't use anyway

MICROSOFT WINDOWS - Transparent Edition

TAGS: see through windows bill gates microsoft
Rating: 1.93/5

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pro - July 6, 2009, 4:05 pm
of course Microsoft will do it better... Mac loves dick.
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
Select; Make new layer; Lower opacity; Erase desktop items... And that's clearly not a windows.. Better caption could have been used
quesupo - January 1, 2009, 4:40 pm
looks like 10.3 or 4 on old macbook pros. but yeah, definitely not windows
pro - October 1, 2008, 5:06 am
Stupid caption, though. It's clearly a Mac running OS X! Although Microsoft will probably copy this option for its next release of Windows.
Johnny - September 30, 2008, 11:34 pm
It's nice what you can do with a blue desktop background and a good photo editor. A lot like your local weather man or movie green screen.

FAIL - Microsoft Does It

TAGS: microsoft fail linux
Rating: 1.56/5

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ME - January 23, 2009, 4:51 am
Actualy the stupid users Fail , not the OS :) guess MS should make more IDIOT safe protocols imbeded in their products
God - June 13, 2008, 11:19 am
Booooooo. Fuck this poster sucks.

The Software Isn't Finished -

TAGS: microsoft computer control domination addiction
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 8:51 am
Pushing it a wee bit there, using competent and politicians in the same sentence...:) Pushing probability too far I fear!!
Greybeard - September 5, 2014, 7:05 am
You would have better luck wishing for competent politicians... :)
Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 7:00 am
I'd just lioke MS to produce an OS that works straight from first boot- no glitches- no bugs- and no endless fix downloads,


WINDOWS 98 - Kill It, Kill It Before It Spreads

TAGS: microsofty
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 8:24 am
Mission accomplished.. 10 years ago.

THE WAY YOU LIVE - is the way you will die

FAIL - Microsoft invented it.

OSX - Not Microsoft Windows

TAGS: microsoft windows osx
Rating: 2.22/5

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meh - June 12, 2009, 11:34 pm
OSX is teh suck.

MICRO-SKYPE - Free and Easy Phonecalls?


VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY - I think it's time to rethink some things.

TAGS: video game nintendo sony microsoft xbox ps3 wii
Rating: 1.86/5

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Karnal - January 21, 2011, 2:22 am
I hate to be the one to point this out, and NINTENDO games DO suck... but they ARE the most sold and most highly valued games and systems on the market, so all you Microsoft fags and Sony fucks ... can piss off. MARIO FTW!
Danielrp34 - May 4, 2009, 6:07 pm
OHHH, So that's why all of them woop Nintendo's ass. I see clearly now.
Bob Chin - March 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
Ok, I think it's time to rethink some things too, but the video game industry is about 3,509th on the list. Numbers and bar graphs, make up lies and tell me nothing.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 12, 2009, 11:46 pm
Yeah, it's called Amerivember. Look, our date writing convention is somewhat inverted from other parts of the world, but I have no trouble figuring out dates from elsewhere, especially if a '31' is involved.
Anonymous - January 12, 2009, 8:52 pm
There's a 31st month?
RnR - September 22, 2008, 5:49 am
yeah, but the whole $15/mo does not go to vivendi and it has to be offset agains running costs and previous and current development, etc, etc Besides, you dont want the taxman to think you are making LOTS of money :)
Shtoink - September 22, 2008, 1:39 am
i dont think this is accurate really. vivendi owns blizzard and blizzard has 5mil people playing world of warcraft for $15/mo and that is roughly 900mil a year


Small cogs big machine -

WISE INVESTMENTS - this was one

TAGS: microsoft windows
Rating: 1.23/5
Grim [email protected] - December 29, 2009, 12:53 pm
Is it possible to cut a lion in half and vote that?
Jas - August 23, 2009, 9:59 pm
Haha, even back then it was blue screening.

Good Riddance -

90s -

I wonder what doth he ponder, -